Soms kla mens maar onnodig, maar diè vakansiegangers se klagtes is belaglik:
* A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel “inadequate”.
* A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
* “No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.”
*My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.
*It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.
*I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.
*The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?
*We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.
*I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite.
*On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.
*We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels.